I fell down the rabbit hole,
Such a time, a time ago,
And I've been falling, through the floor,
Way, way past the tiny door.
Until not long ago I'd found,
That I finally hit the ground.
As I stood to arise,
I was in Underland to my surprise.
A topsy-turvy place was this,
A madly perfect stark abyss.
So I turned right back to go,
Finding the door locked, so.
I was trapped!
My started to race,
Along at to fast a pace.
I turned right 'round to go,
Finding the door locked so
I felt my self shaking,
My head was quaking,
Making such a din,
A crying sin was this society I steped in.
The Cheshire Cat all too real,
His presence I could almost feel,
From above watching down,
Bearing his, famous frown.
To this party, invited I was not.
Around the table, for me, No spot!
I only wanted tea, Hatter and company.
Why thank you for the cup of jealousy!
Then along I walked instead.
Until I heard: "Chop of his head!"
It was the lovely Queen of Hearts,
Playing croquet and eating tarts.
Of the latter, to me, made the offer,
You know very well I couldn't stop her.
Figures with her I'd fit,
Wonderland's biggest misfit...