Medical Limerick

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Joined: 2012/08/19
There was a young surgeon from Sidney
Whose knives sliced so deeply within ye
The heart nearly stopped
And lungs nearly popped
When he took out one too many kidney.
This brilliant young cutter from Australia
Could open you up and fillet ya
His scalpel was sure
His intentions pure
As he sutured inside paraphernalia.
Inexpert saw bones from down under
Gave loud howls like a bolt of Thor’s thunder
When the patient revived
Some say barely alive
She shot him for denying the blunder.
Our brilliant physician from out back
Asked while dying from blood loss and air lack
Bleeding out like the slain
He screamed, “Are you insane?”
She simply replied, quack, quack, quack,