I am bored,
I am seeing boobs of girls
Who have no face.
Too much porn
And lack of human contact
Has taken its toll.
Let me check the paper,
For a cartoon that is funny.
Nope,nothing at all
Phantom has the same underwear,
And Popeye still eat that crap.
Cartoons are not cool anymore.
Let me check the tv
For somebody shot between the eyes.
But what's this
President's dog got a flu.
And nobody's here to see
My middle finger upright.
My dogy limps towards me.
No his legs are alright.
He hasn't decided
whether to sleep or not.
He's bored too.
So bored he wakes up
only for meals sometimes.
Lot time I felt,
To kick his arse.
Wake up dogy ,
Time to catch a theif.
He looks around and says.
Ten bucks if I see someone.
Confidence sucks,
Specially when it's not your's.
Newspaper-man and a theif
Two people who know my address.
Np-man doesn't talk to me these days.
He put's the paper and runs off fast.
He thinks I am weird
He is nuts.
I asked him to punch my face once ,
Just for the sake of feeling real pain.
What's scary in that?
Stupid man.
I don't have anyone to fight with these days.
Lastly I saw a guy jump over a fence,
7 foot fence,No shit.
He mistook my new ring for a knuckle bar.
Buddy,don't you watch Ftv.
whats with people these days .
Nobodys angry anymore.
How will a bored anarch live these days.
They had enough ,but not me.
But had some fun with the theif.
He woke me up in the middle of night
"Buddy ,don't you have anything cool in here".
"Except for this hat I am wearing right now."
Oh ya, that made me laugh
Caus that was my underwear.
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As always people.Just a story.I was just trying comedy.
But I think I ended up with a rap.I had nobody in my mind except eminem When I was writing this.
So All rappers try this at home.