Whether it's Grizzly or Cope
People say "eeeeew gross!"
The smell makes non-dippers choke
But I keep my can close
Yummy delicious wintergreen
Or icy cool mint
They say that it is quite obscene
Hoping I get the hint
The habit gets quite expensive
And my dentist thinks I'm a fool
Dental work needed will be quite extensive
And I know dipping doesn't make me cool
But three things have been with me through thick and through thin
My friend, my brother, and my Copenhagen