Last nite driving home from a party
I seen a strange lite in the sky at
first i thought it was a plane.
But then it landed in front of my car
it looked like a three story motel
with a rotating bar.
I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car
and i jumped out to run,hell before i could
make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me
and throwed me back in the car.
Well hell i did`nt know what to do, so i reached
into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he
must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he
ate the can`s.
Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew
i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached
under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed
i figured a pound would be all we would need.
we fired up a joint and listened to the
marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell
out of the car then he stumbled toward that
rotating bar.
Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed
hell he figured thats all they would need.
He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky
he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell he did`nt
even tell me goodbye...
That there's some nice writin' boy.
hahah that poem is awesome! haha yeah thanks for helping me on my hump 'em and dump 'em poem! that was awesome! may i use it? anywho youre poems are good did you read any of my other poems? tell me what you think because theyre actually lyrics to songs i made up. ttyl
-anthony velloza
THIS POEM IS GREAt...hehe i love it,its so creative!
Love
Crystal
That is so cool!!!! :) Sounds likes something someone from Arkansas would do! I'm guilty. I'm a southern girl moved north so those Rednecks can be pretty entertaining.
But what does this have to do with a redneck? At least the type of redneck I was referring to??? gac