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Deers Revenge...
I have to be at my tree
before mornings first light.
Use a flashlight to find it
cause I have to be quiet..
Frost on the ground
a cold nip in the air.
Hot coffee thats cold
damn I am crazy to be here..
I know damn well
the deer can't see me.
I blend in so well
leaning against this tree.
A five hundard dollar gun
clothes two hundard more.
Damn my back hurts
and my ass is getting sore.
I thought I was alone
this ain't no good.
I hear movements all over
in my stretch of woods.
That cold coffee was good
but it wont let me be.
My kidneys are bursting
damn I have to pee.
Leaving my gun
laying in the leaves.
I walk quick and silent
And stand and pee.
Then behind me I hear a noise
as I turn should I run.
I see the biggest damn buck,,,,
Peeing on my Gun,,,,,,
