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Ride the Tide
With how much that it happens,
I know I shouldn't care.
But I have to be picky,
With the pants that I wear.
Blood sure does stain,
~Not a pretty sight.
Maybe you're lucky,
And you get yours light.
I can't have such luck,
Oh no, not me.
I have to put up,
With abnormality.
Between tampons pads,
I just can't deal!
Losing your uterus...
Yup, IT'S REAL!
I take my pills,
And they go by the bottle.
And of course, by mid-day,
It's flowin' full throttle.
Just when I think,
I'll never run out.
Not a tampon in sight,
And THAT leaves no doubt.
After all of the cramps,
I HAVE to be cursed.
Blessed with a period,
Is the complete worst!
With maxis as long,
As they are wide...
It's not fun to surf,
The crimson tide!
