Threaten a woman's right to choose
Counter that with over-the-counter BC pills
Well done ladies, for now
The hassle I went through to get to the PP clinic (changing buses twice) and how often (cuz they only gave out a 6 month supply at a time)
That's how fucking responsible I was about my fucking (we won't discuss here the torture device my mother had inserted in herself to ensure I remained an only child... who's idea was that mom?)
In retrospect I would have been much better served had I kept my legs closed
I've always been boy crazy
Though not a one of them was ever crazy about me