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are you sure you don't want Cusack for this... no it has to be Brad... ok Brad now hold it up over your head... you are pledging your troth, your life, your undying love to this woman... you want her to know she is the only one for you... ok cue music and ACTION... I don't need a model, I don't need a debutante, just be a tough act to follow... why! why are you doing this... I just want someone real, someone true... I don't even think he smokes... oh really... I just want you, I just want the simple things... more emotion Brad, be more convincing, you know what... don't do it D! don't do it... maybe try thinking of Jen in that little black dress... yep he's crying... PROPS... somebody get Brad a box of Kleenex and a joint...