Ohhh she got you dressed up real fine,
but baby that ain't you - 'cept maybe
for the crisp white shirt underneath
the monkey suit
Here let me loosen that tie, take off that jacket
And what is up with those ridiculous shoes -
you make mocs for a living, why would you
sacrifice yourself like this (at least you
didn't let her cut off your ponytail this time)
Now drop the businessman's slacks and
put on our favorite jeans
Wait, leave them off and give me the shirt
Ahhh there you are my beloved,
so good to see you again