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hello, i am very bad.

if i break the rules, please tell your dad.

i'm tough, yes, and i'm iron-clad.

i've gone to the school and i know how to add.

but i HATE math! i don't think it is rad.

if you like math, that might make you sad..

but i don't care! i'm so damn glad!

i'm a normal average person, but i'm raving mad!

i will beat you up if you say my name is Chad!

what's that? you think i am evil, lad?

hell yeah! i am ONE evil cad!

to hell with you, i'm going to crash in my pad.



i'm driving a truck,

while watching the movie "Uncle Buck"  

into a house i snuck.

stole everything inside, even that hockey puck.

in that house i got stuck

the police heard me beating the fuck

out of that duck.

got arrested because 1st grade i did flunk.

guess i'll go read Tom and Huck.

and perhaps then i'll have more luck.

MWAHAHAHA!! no i won't! Tom and Huck SUCKS!!!



i escaped from my cell and surely i fled.

i went to my hide-out and got my club made of lead.

and when i exited, i bumped into ned.

"you should stop being bad" that little dude said.

i thought of robbing him, but i did something else instead.

i killed that dude, and i killed him dead.

and how he bled, his blood was so damn red.

i said "hell with him" and hitched a cab to club med.



but the police found out, and when i left there was a police car.

they said, "so, you thought you could escape from us and get really far?"

i said "hell yes" and jumped into my car.

i drove faster and faster while listening to GWAR.

i pulled over to a stop at a bar.

i said "okay, fine, you policemen have won the war."

and so i surrendered to them and they locked me in a jar.



and now i am acting real good,

like i really really should.

no longer am i in the hood.

from now on, i'll knock on wood.