the ketchup song

Ketchup is fun near the bun.

Ketchup is better on my sweater.

Ketchup is cool and tomatoey-nice.

Ketchup at school on your beef and rice.



Ketchup is neat and ketchup is red.

Don't squirt ketchup on some guy named Fred.

Mustard might be neat but ketchup is better.

Don't sing about ketchup with Eddie Vedder.



Ketchup is awesome 'cause it's made of tomatoes.

I put it on everything, even my potatoes!

For a neat little thing, put ketchup on your fries.

But don't put ketchup on some really old guys!



I love my ketchup in a bottle you can squeeze.

I came up to a guy with a bottle and said "FREEZE!"

Ketchup costs a lot, and it isn't free.

If you're depressed, ketchup will make you happy.

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