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mother is a vampire
Mother is a vampire
Father is a werewolf
Japanese men cook sushi and rice
Bill Nye can fly the size of kites
Aluminum siding is inefficient
Because they’re all robots or plastic midgets
Sledgehammer in brother’s cole slaw
But father is a werewolf, and I need to operate on it’s heart
To pay the price, it’s I hope we never part
Gophers are elastically bound to nuclear suction cups
Because mother is a vampire, living in a teepee in russia
With my three sons
The other day, oh by the way
I taught those skeletal elephants to find Kurt Cobain in the mayonaise
And those pirates were amused
When those origami pterodactyls were abused
But the plunger was misused
(Kleenex is the brand of my tissued)
Mother is a vampire
She lives in spain
The secret samurais
And plastic water vein
To creed the plause is to eat the grouse
You broke my goddamned head so the end
