if i were you, i'd swallow an astronaut
atomically rendered, my aerospace museum
put an arrow through my parking space
i knew you should have seen them
if i would've known you were an airplane pilot
i'd fold trash upon your garbage can
some straw flies southwest, heading east
some flies west, a boy of cow the dust, it says
i am more than a human, but i'm still alive
if these words stay true to tell me how to survive
i'm a living example of the ocean's current
but were i currently an ocean, i'd be dead
the earth's equator is frightening to some
but were the earth equilateral, i'd be a bum
you can take all the fingers, next the thumb
but maybe not next year, all the days of which are numb
the kings and policemen, they're on a quest for glory
at their own leisure of course, perhaps they all were spacemen
some rockets go to the moon, and others don't
scott baio probably ate the others, meaning the rockets
of course