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The problem with cooking, is that you are burning

The problem with this recipe,is I'll have to be cutting

And the problem with this food, is you'll have to be tasting

But when it is a disaster,blaming will be coming



Was never good in the kitchen, that... I was known for

Can't cut, can't shred, can't even fry or boil

When hungry and fainting, I go to the resto

When thirsty and dizzy, I go to the disco



But there's always a first time, this life is offering

So I'm about to cook, my first Japanese food

I'm crossing my fingers,and saying my prayers

Cause if it comes out too HOT, to the John,they are landing