I eat all night,
I eat all day.
My love for junk food
Is here to stay.
To diet is a phrase unkind,
The thought of dieting is foreign to my mind.
My clothes don't fit,
But I don't care,
Now, I've even burst my underwear.
Just let me live
With cakes and pies,
And I'll be happy
Till the day I die.
And when I'm dead,
Don't think that I'll stop,
I'll mark my grave
With a cherry on top!