I am appalled by your choice of words
at weddings and funerals,
not once failing to amaze me
with poor vocabulary
thought before talk
does not apply to you.
nothing applies to you
not even common sense
calling you stupid
ain’t that harsh,
immune even to a tinge of sarcasm
a wrong choice of word perhaps
thousand words to choose from
A-Z
for lack of a better word -
Dumb!