A Piss Pot is like a safety net
never knowing when you will have time
to take a piss - never leave home without one
A Piss Pot is like waiting to exhale
only to find the proper way to spell relief
through release
A Piss Pot is like a life saver
when you find yourself posted on a job
chained to a desk without potty breaks
scheduled/defined in your job description
and the only thing that keeps you gainfully
employed is the pot you piss in
A Piss Pot is like a security blanket
never let it be said,"You don't have a pot to piss in!"
for truly you will be without the security blanket
you are so accustomed to - guard thy Piss Pot
A Piss Pot is like a chamber pot
must be emptied from time to time - affording you the
fortitude and comfort knowing, you have a leg to stand on
a pot to piss in; refute your differences, dislodge your
refuge - a way of release; metaphorical or otherwise
guard thy Piss Pot