Ladies & Gents
we now have the Crystal Award
full of Clarity and Forthright
the epitome of prim and proper
awarded to the one guaranteed
to set you straight - unleashing that
monstrous beast of burden
the "Tongue of Mind"
making you well advised
as to what cards are to be played
on the table, and how many
including where you may place them
on the table
Applause please
The Crystal Award