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Ever get tired of having an opinion

Pardon my French, but I just don’t

Give a flying ____________.



Not that I’m a callous son of a __________.

Pardon my French



But Janet Jackson wasn’t too far off the mark

With “What have you done for me lately”

Of course the retrospective reply would be

“What have I done for myself”, and of course

It would matter as to whether or not I gave a rat ass

Frankly, I believe that is why I am so sore

Been given a rat my ass a day too long

I want out of this rat race – tired of being a specimen

Scientific experiment for laughs and forging statistics

Reaching accolades not of my choosing, yet of

The persisting shock treatment of disinformation

So forgive me, if I do not applaud your smoke and mirrors

Or show gratitude for this slice of cheese

Explicitly when I told you how severely lactose intolerant …

Yes, I do hope you feel this magnum 357 bullet

Betwixt your eyes or this size twelve steel toe up the crevice

Of your buttox, when said I just don’t

Give a flying ____________.

Pardon my French