UNDER THE TABLE
Republicans in Ohio
tax satellite
and not cable
.. cable gives more
under the table
and cable buys more
for politicians
at the restaurant
table
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MARY POPPINS' POPCORN
Mary Poppins is popping off
with Count Pistov
about the price of popcorn..
and carrying everyone with her
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Mary Roach said
that movie theatre
chain owners such as
AMC and other members
of NATO (National
Association of Theatre
Owners)
are charging
$5 for a nickel's
worth of popcorn
and salt..
we wish to join
her army of popcorn price
reducers