"Backwards!, liberal christian soldiers!
It's a picnic, not a war!
Preach: 'NO cross, NO Jesus',
what were THEY good for?!
Expediency is our master,
don't call SIN our foe!
Backwards!, RUN from battles,
if God calls, DON'T GO!!"
(chorus) Awkward, liberal, christian soldiers,
running from God's call;
backwards!, sisters, brothers,
don't make waves at ALL!
"Use no words like 'army';
BE tolerant: DON'T say 'God',
& 'brethren' leaves the gals out,
& people cringe at the word 'blood'!
O, let not 'TRUTH' divide us,
ALL ways MIGHT be TRUE,
I'll take the truth that I need,
& leave YOUR 'TRUTH' to you!"
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"Preach 'One World', NOT Jesus,
ALL faiths have a claim.
Jesus was a bigot,
His disciples were the same!
'Higher Christian Experience'
sounds a tad intolerant;
the gods accept ALL people,
Saint or sycophant!"
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"Backwards then you chameleons,
hide in 'inclusiveness',
redefine 'REDEMPTION',
banish 'RIGHTEOUSNESS'!
Glory, laud & honor
NOT for God, alone:
Man's works are Man's saviour,
his Good Deeds will atone!"
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"Come, liberal-christian soldiers!
let's attack the weak!
Let's confuse the Faithful
with theological-double-speak!
Lean on pop-psychology,
delete to please our own ears,
'Bible' stands for 'mythology',
let's all grow cute beards!"
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