mountain climbing new age hippies
equipped with their back packs,
their camouflage socks
And their kaki docker shorts.
bragging about their adventures
while making hand signals
for another ball on the golf course
like they are too good to even speak
~
pointless phone calls to buddies from college
just to brag about their useless gizmos
that do nothing but act as decoys
for a boring life hidden
within that guy who's really a little boy
with no direction just like the rest of us
~
i don't plan to ever give in
and become a cliff hanger
or some extreme sportsmen
just to achieve happiness because
i spent my whole youth in college
planning for a middle aged future
where's there's nothing to look up to
and no one to look forward to
when the looks have faded
you appear gaunt and putrid
give hope a chance
and useless slogans
to motivate fat slobs who are Americanized
and lazy they might get up
off their asses and pay tax's
or donate to charities
with hidden agendas
that force you sponsor some
stupid softball practice
so you have your kids in
the 90 degree weather selling
cookies for girl scout's
why child molesters in van's keep a close
watch and look out
all this, so you can show them
the value on how to contribute their youth
to YOUR senseless business