I pledge allegiance, to the paraplegics
for using pay phone that costs an arm and a leg.
Because Sprint makes cell phones so small,
you can almost loose them in your head.
Freedom With no rights
except, the right to remain silent
and nervous every time your pulled over
by the chump in a blue uniform.
The right to feel violent,
because we still cannot find osama bin laden,
while preparing a list of names
for the the next tropical storm.
We support our troops now, but in 50 years
when they're holding a cardboard sign.
The word "Veteran" converts to "Vagrant"
then they aren't worth a moments time.
The price of artificial limbs sky rocketing,
because men are amputated every day.
It's a wonder how proud we should feel
when there's taxes to pay.
cancer patients pursue treatments
and they cannot even smoke a joint to ease the pain,
meanwhile the feds let the distribution
of large amounts of cocaine continue