I’ve fallen in love
More than once
With a boy too pretty for me.
I’d watch him walk by
My head in my hands
Sad eyed, deep sighs.
Maybe he’d love me
If I were thinner
And my hair was cleaner
And my nails were neater.
If I were pretty and still.
Well, maybe
If he’s nice
He’ll give me a break.
Cut me a deal.