Devil's Confession

I hide from sanity

I think to myself

I’d much rather be the villain

I’d much rather be the one

Who makes the little kids cry.

I’d much rather be the one

causing the pain

Than being the one receiving it.

It’s so much easier that way

To have my lunch break

And take another.

These days go by so slow.

The eternally damned

Are never much fun.

They’d rather just moan

And attempt to repent

For the wrongs

They have done.

If only

They had cared so much during life.

If only

They had considered their sacrifice.

To never see pretty again

But sometimes the brimstone shines

Just right

And, honestly, it looks quite nice.

But all the liars

And overeaters

These patrons of violence

These lowly sinners

Never notice

This is not much of a chore.

And the life of the devil can be

Such a bore.



I wanted to strike fear

Into their hearts.

I never wanted their souls

But everyday there’s another

Ten thousand

Or more.

I believe now they didn’t even try

To live right

And have a good life.

People are selfish and spoiled.

You know, I do give them chances

To prove they have grown,

But they just sigh

And stare in the abyss

They say they deserve a life like this.



I’m not a bad guy

In my youth perhaps.

Oh back then, I was

A wild, wild one.

I took my chances

And tricked a fair share

Of innocent souls.

I know it wasn’t the right thing to do

But I was young

I was the devil

I was a fool.

I try to go easy on them sometimes.

I figure a life

Full of the smell of rotting flesh

And sulfur

Is, indeed

A terrible torture.

I want to tell them

To get some new goals.

Cause your in hell anyway

With nowhere else to go.

But they’d rather whisper

In each other’s ears

Of how much I’ve changed over the years.

Sometimes it’s hard being the devil these days.

But I have to remember

I’m the “bad guy”

I collect condemned souls

And have them for

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

And I’m not getting any thinner.

I never understood this job.

I wonder if it’s this hard

Being God?

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