Beware of earthwalkers and nomads abroad
For you shall ne'er meet a greater blight.
Amongst pointless fables and stories they've stored
Is the greatest of disinterest for your own plight.
In lieu of achievements and lives to be made,
Is a fucking painful conversation.
"You've not been to (x)? I'm utterly dismayed!"
Na mate, get fucked.
Stay away from the man-bunned fuck
Or the leathery hag with fistfuls of brain.
For in blatant terms, they really just suck
And mere interaction is a bloody strain.