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[Sam]: Letter from Nick and his Dad

[Nick]: To Dookie:

This a letter to attention:

WARNING!

There are spies outside of your house. They hide in the trees. Across the street at that kid's grandmas.

WARNING!
(to sweet-tooth)
You need to see a dentist to fix your poopy chompers.
That's what you get for [the word "drinking" crossed out] brushing your teeth out of the toilet.
______________________________________________
I am the coolest id in the world.

96 years... all night long,
Nick
A.K.A. Scratchball

[drawn picture of Sean Connery]
^SEAN CONNERY,
Sam's lover.