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cold calling the beautiful
Good morning beautiful
How are you
Me yeah well I'm well.
The story?
Which one?
The one I want to tell you?
Ok here goes
I'm desperate to be by your side
I want to lick the sweat off of you after your hard day at work
I want to fall asleep cradled in your arms with your hand halfway down my pants
Yes?
No this isn't some pervert fantasy.
I'm serious. Anyway most perverts are shy. Really.
Yes even exhibitionists. Yeah well you see, they all get liquored up first. Yes they do.
All of the time. Show me an exhibitionist and I will show you a stone cold alcoholic.
Wait.
No no don't hang up.
I'm good for you.
Look I will suck your nipples til they fall off. ok?
No I am not threatening you. Who's threatening?
I promise.
Yes. I promise.
No there's no need to call the FBI.
Please don't.
Look how about we talk about pie?
What's your favorite?
Lemon meringue?
Mines fur.
Yes. Fur pie.
Hello?
Hello?
Damn.
