Once upon a time
Isn't that how it goes?
but whats after all that
Does anyone know?
What happened after the sunset
into which they rode?
Snow white
Where did your dwarfs go
Did Prince Charming turn into a pimp
and now your their little ho
Cinderella
Didn't you marry Prince Charming too?
I guess he's pimpin' you out
to thoughs little migits too
Hey beast, after a while
Didn't beauty's beauty fade?
So what do you do with her now,
Seeing as she's nothing
but a bitching old hag
Hey Eric
Ever wonder why
Even after Areal had legs
She stilled smelled like rotten fish
Oh well, she still has that beautiful voice
to bitch at you with
Hey Tinkerbell
I heard things weren't going to well
whats the matter all those lost boys got old
And you get held down by your fairy wings
and get raped
At least, thats what I'm told
So, I guess now we know
what happened to some of those
fairly tale girls
I guess it's good our
young wishes never came true
Because there's no such as
"Happily ever after"
I wish I'd always known that
Don't you