Anyone hear from the newlyweds?

I know a young gal named Taylor 

Who says 'Think my marriage's a failure 

Haven't seen my husband harden

Since the night we wed in the Garden

He used to say 'Can't wait to nail her'

 

Her husband, whose name is Kelce

Says 'I haven't been feeling so well, see

Her scent used to drive me wild when I sniffed her

Now in bed, want to get it over with swifter 

I'm meeting the guys for a drink in Chelsea'

 

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Now there's a bind. Your

Now there's a bind.

Your talent for language sounds shines through!


here is poetry that doesn't always conform

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Thanks so much..

Thanks so much for your comment.

I once dated a blonde 

Who was in a bind

That's where you would find her

I was blind

Couldn't read her mind

I'd end up in a binder far behind her

Be well.