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With these guys? This will never fly
To all pilots: A Memorandum
Passengers expect you to work in tandem
Flying to Hawaii? You must be specific
You're not flying over the 'ocean', say 'Pacific'
Don't want them to think flight paths are chosen at random
I once knew a pilot, a cool dude
A really nice guy with a good attitude
They told him 'We think you should leave'
The reason why, you may not believe
They loved his attitude, but had a problem with his altitude
