Huck Finn lived back in the day
When it was very hard to be gay
We think very differently today
Most people feel you're born that way
It was early one summer morn, he
Huck Finn, was feeling horny
No one was around but Slave Jim
So Huck got Jim to do some stuff with him
How do I know this occurred?
His best friend gave me his word
The details, I don't need to bore ya
Just tell Huck Finn his best friend Tom Saw yer