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All about Bob, a big fat slob
I once knew a man named Bob
Who was having trouble finding a job
He said 'There must be a job I could find
But it's tough, I'm losing my mind
Especially tough if, like me, you're a big, fat slob'
Who needs a job, needs one quick? Him
Told Bob 'Stop playing the victim
Don't need an explanation
They need someone at the gas station'
Bob applied for the job and..they picked him!
Bob didn't last long at that place
It's a memory he'd like to erase
Bob had no class
When a customer wanted gas
What did Bob do? He'd fart in their face!
