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Not the apocalypse, a lunar eclipse
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/science/blood-moon-lunar-eclipse-time-when-tonight.html
The moon, it is entering the Earth's shadow
Earth's shadow, Earth's shadow
If I was the Earth, I'd be real mad oh
Real mad oh, real mad oh
If I was Earth then you might find
I might really lose my mind
I'd tell the moon, kiss my behind
Don't do that anymore
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xGLUbS/
Blood moon
Is it the apocalypse?
All that and a bag of chips?
No, it's a lunar eclipse
When suddenly, I felt it creeping
The Earth between the sun and the moon
Why does this happen when I'm sleeping
Can it occur during the afternoon?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xGmawd/
I see the blood moon rising
It means she's not feeling so great
Know her so well it's not surprising
It's time for her to menstruate
You know what she said?
You publish this you're dead
I'll tweet how bad you're in bed
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8x7hsPC/
