The story of Val

The story of Val, a real cutie 

Who was blessed with a really cute booty

Which the men loved so much

But when one reached out to touch 

Val got mad, got a gun, and she shoot he

 

When Val found out the judge who'd hear her case

She said 'This judge we need to replace 

She's so very rude

Always in a bad mood

Judge Judy I don't wanna face!'

 

Judge Judy stayed on the case, ok?

After the guilty verdict, this is what she had to say

'Val, though you're really cute 

You had no right to shoot 

You, we'll execute, have a nice day'

 

 

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Not sure of its

Not sure of its function---just to make the rhyme?


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Hi. Thanks for..

Hi. Thanks for responding.

Yes, that's the reason, to the eye may not look pleasin'

Though it's grammatically incorrect 

A correction don't expect 

Nice to hear from you. Take care.

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In the first stanza, "she

In the first stanza, "she shoot he?"!!!!!!


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Regarding your comment..

Regarding your comment, about it what?

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lol cute. I liked this one

lol cute. I liked this one

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Thank you for your comment!..

Thank you for your comment! I'm glad you enjoyed it.