There once was a gal named Tracy
Who enjoyed listening to Count Basie
She listened to him so often
Friends feared her brain would soften
She said 'I know, but no one can replace he'
As she got older, Tracy acted more and more spacy
She became obsessed with serial killer John Wayne Gacy
She'd say 'I would be thrilled
To be someone he killed
But first I'd tell him I'm not gay, see?'
Still doing your thing--Ha Ha.
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