Anita & Eddie

There once was a gal named Anita

You'd never meet anyone sweeter

Started going steady 

With a young man named Eddie 

Like a Queen, Eddie would treat her

 

Eddie, Anita wished to marry 

But was she prepared to carry 

The burden of his name?

I think it's a shame 

When she thought of it, she'd get very wary 

 

Eddie's last name, many would mock

It was time for her to take stock 

Was she really ready 

To take the last name of Eddie 

And be known as Anita Hardcock?

 

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Stephen's picture

Irony of the highest order.

Not high poetry but still an enjoyable read with an ironic twist. Quite funny,

Teytonon's picture

Thanks so much for your comment..

Thanks so much for your comment. The idea came from a singer of yesteryear named Anita Hardcok. Check her out on YouTube. Pretty funny.  UPDATE! According to reliable sources, Anita Hardcok is not the singer of yesteryear I thought she was. She's an AI creation meant to sound like a singer of yesteryear. Good Lord! I was bamboozled by AI!