This happened at the airport
What happened wasn't planned
A line of people at the Delta counter
Each with a demand
A woman comes bursting in
She appeared very nervous
Ran to the front of the line
Said 'I demand some service!'
She's screaming 'Urgency!
I need to be on the next plane out!'
The man behind the counter
Said 'You don't have to shout'
The woman said 'Give me a ticket
Do you know who I am?'
The man behind the counter
Said 'Sorry, I don't, ma'am'
'I see that you're upset
I sympathize with your plight
But there are people here
Ahead of you, they come first, all right?'
The woman, she got more irate
Kept repeating 'You know who I am?'
The man behind the counter
Said 'Please hold a minute, ma'am'
He pressed a few buttons
Got on the P.A.
Announced 'At the Delta counter
Someone needs help, ok?'
'There's a lady standing here
She don't know who she be
Can anyone assist her
Confirm her identity?'
Wasn't this the best story
That you ever heard?
I really should edit it
I don't need every word..
Well, you got a face though
Well, you got a face though
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
Bravo
You deserve your own stand up special: easy enough to write and read, I reckon; take the next step and try performing.
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not
Thank you very much for the compliment..
Thank you very much for the compliment. Me, performing? I don't think so. I'm more comfortable behind the scenes. Thanks again for your comment. Take care,