Who is she?

This happened at the airport 

What happened wasn't planned 

A line of people at the Delta counter

Each with a demand 

 

A woman comes bursting in

She appeared very nervous 

Ran to the front of the line 

Said 'I demand some service!'

 

She's screaming 'Urgency!

I need to be on the next plane out!'

The man behind the counter

Said 'You don't have to shout'

 

The woman said 'Give me a ticket 

Do you know who I am?'

The man behind the counter 

Said 'Sorry, I don't, ma'am'

 

'I see that you're upset 

I sympathize with your plight 

But there are people here

Ahead of you, they come first, all right?'

 

The woman, she got more irate 

Kept repeating 'You know who I am?'

The man behind the counter 

Said 'Please hold a minute, ma'am'

 

He pressed a few buttons 

Got on the P.A.

Announced 'At the Delta counter 

Someone needs help, ok?'

 

'There's a lady standing here 

She don't know who she be

Can anyone assist her

Confirm her identity?'

 

Wasn't this the best story 

That you ever heard?

I really should edit it

I don't need every word..

 

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Pungus's picture

Well, you got a face though

Well, you got a face though


peace, pot, tequila shot

Jesus loves us, stoned or not

Pungus's picture

Bravo

You deserve your own stand up special: easy enough to write and read, I reckon; take the next step and try performing.


peace, pot, tequila shot

Jesus loves us, stoned or not

Teytonon's picture

Thank you very much for the compliment..

Thank you very much for the compliment. Me, performing? I don't think so. I'm more comfortable behind the scenes. Thanks again for your comment. Take care,