This morning I received a call
A man inquired of me
Could I inform him if I have
Medicare Part A & B?
Told him I have Medicare
But I've never been invited
To a Medicare Part-Ayyy B for
Sounds great, I'd be delighted!
The man continued talking
Telling me with emphasis
He told me I am eligible for
New Medicare benefits
I said Are you referring to
The benefits you get from friends?
He said What? I said If not
This conversation ends!