There was a young man in D.C
Obviously very angry
Bought a sandwich to eat
Took a walk down the street
When someone said something
'You talkin' to me?'
This man was not feeling his best
And now he is under arrest
Threw his sandwich at an agent, oh my!
What happened to him, did he die?
No, fortunately was wearing a sandwich-proof vest
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/us/politics/federal-agent-trump-sandwich-dc.html