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Fred & Mildred - a misunderstanding
There once was a man named Fred
His wife, her name was Mildred
Their marriage was strong
But began to go wrong
The day he thought he heard what Mildred said
Fred said 'Heard her chatting with her friend next door
Said she can't take me anymore
She's met a new guy
Can't wait till I die
His name's Herb, will supplant my love, for sure'
When Mildred heard this, she looked askance
Was Fred crazy? Think there's a good chance
Said 'I'm not eating meat anymore, starting a diet
Been looking forward to it, wanted to try it
I've become an herbivore, my diet's primarily plants!'
Some Fred needs a hearing aid
Some Fred needs a hearing aid and take his mind out of the gutter it seems, a truly fun read. But there is also some underlying truths running beneath the surface there, or so it would seem.
here is poetry that doesn't always conform
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