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Play ball! These guys are having one
I know a man with a grudge
From this opinion, he will not budge
Says 'Going to the game, I always enjoyed
But now it costs too much, I'm so annoyed
I blame the Yanks, they're paying $40 mil to Aaron Judge!'
This man has a friend, a broker dealer
Told him 'Don't wanna be a squealer
But if you think that's absurd
Wonder if you've heard
The Phils are paying $42 mil to Zach Wheeler!'
His friend, he grew up in Kyoto
Told him 'I have an autographed photo
Of a man, now a Met
Try not to get too upset
The Mets are paying $51 mil to Juan Soto!'
Who lies over the ocean and sea? My Bonnie
Who lies in court to the judge? Rudy Giuliani
Who's so rich he don't lie?
Pays someone to lie for him, oh my
Who gets paid $70 mil by the Dodgers? Shohei Ohtani!
