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Shirley was an early bird 

She'd wake up at 5:30

Regarding hygiene must've missed the word 

Rarely bathed, so dirty

One morning when Shirley awoke 

Found a problem with which she had to come to terms 

She quickly realized this was no joke   

Between her early birding and rarely bathing, Shirley now had worms 

Shirley had a friend Laverne

She liked to wear tight fitting jeans

But Laverne never cared to learn

What always wearing tight fitting jeans means 

Laverne awoke one morning, her private parts were burning

Put in her contacts so she could get a closer inspection 

A feeling then came over her, a feeling of strong yearning

Must buy some loose fitting jeans, now have a yeast infection