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Weight, there’s more
Had a checkup
From the neck up
Doctor told me things are looking pretty great
But, looked lower
You should know, uh
As your doctor I recommend you lose some weight
I'd love to do that, Doc
But I find it doesn't matter
What I eat, I still get fatter
I can't diet, can't deny it
Anything I eat, I fry it
If you please
Love linguine, fettuccine
And spumoni
Macaroni with some cheese
I wanna lose the weight
But I find it's too demanding
So my waistline's still expanding
If I keep on gaining weight
People, I can hear your laughter
How will I look Ten Years After?
The neck up brought me back
The neck up brought me back to that old movie where the mad scientists wife got decapitated in a car accident. For me, it's my belly that's not cooperating, dieting or otherwise
here is poetry that doesn't always conform
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