Mother Goose on the loose Part 2

Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?

Brother John? Brother John?

No I am not sleeping, at Bo Peep I'm peeping 

She has got..nothing on 

 

Hickory Dickory Dock

The mouse ran up the clock

That I'd rather watch

Than the mouse who ran up my crotch 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

How stupid are these women and men

Who elected Trump President once again?

 

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout 

Down came the rain and washed the spider out 

What can we do to throw Donald Trump out?

The man's insane, of that there is no doubt 

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Bill and Hil, together still

Chelsea is their daughter 

 

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

Rachel Cohen eats no ham

Keeps kosher, you know 

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack ** ***, S*** ** ***k?

**** m* ***, **** *y ****?

Never mind

 

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