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Mother Goose on the loose
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
Do you remember it?
Hey diddle diddle, for you a riddle
Who gives a shit?
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Georgie Porgie, horny guy
Late for the orgy? Ok, bye
It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
I can hardly blame him
This rhyme is so boring
Little Bo Peep, she lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find 'em
Little Bo Peep, you need more sleep
You're losing your damn mind, um..
Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
Little Jack Horner, his wife's now a mourner
She poisoned the pie so he'd die
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
If Little Miss Muffet listened to Warren Buffett
She'd have more in her 401K
Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
Mary Mary, you said yes to sex, why go?
Mary Mary, I forgot, you're contrary, so
Mary Mary when you said yes, what you meant was no
