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There once was a man named Barry

A heavy burden he had to carry 

He was very sure

His mom loved his bro Larry more

That's what he told his pal Harry

Harry said to Barry 'That's not cool

Why not challenge him to a duel?

It's the only sure way

To find out, I would say

Larry would never tell you, he's stubborn as a mule'

Barry said 'I'd rather not shoot him, Harry

But I can't take too much more of Larry'

So Barry killed Larry with a knife

Drew Barrymore became his wife

A year later ended his life, committed hari kari