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Clint Hill RIP
Clint Hill
Nov 22, 1963
That day
Clint Hill's job was to
Protect Jack Kennedy
Will he?
Clint: I will
Did he?
He did not
Jack was shot and killed
Though no one blamed it on Clint Hill
For many years, it made him ill
Asked many years later
Does it haunt you?
Clint Hill: Yes, still
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/us/clint-hill-dead.html
Clint, Rest In Peace
Don't West In Peace
Clint East would
Bill Clinton and Clint Hill
One day took the day off
To go up the hill
Where was Jack?
Jack's boss: I won't let Jack off today! He must work!
When Bill and Clint found out what Jack's boss said
They both said: 'His boss won't let Jack off today?
Jack's boss is a jerk!'
Clint Hill, he was ill
Too ill to climb a mountain
Clinton, Bill, he liked Jill
Wanted to do some mountin'
Clinton ended up on Jill
He enjoyed the mountin'
Clint, too ill to climb a mountain
Called up Bill's wife Hill
Said 'I wanna visit Brooklyn
And see Bethesda Fountain'
Clint Hill met up with Hill
Spent all day looking for Behesdsa Fountain
When it got dark, Clint Hill said
''Omg, I forgot to take my statin!'
Hill said 'I just this minute realized
Bethesda Fountain's not in Brooklyn
It's in Central Park in Manhattan!'
It was too late that day to take the train
So Brooklyn was where Clint and Hill remained
Had dinner at a place in Clinton Hill
After they had their fill
Clint Hill said 'I'll pay the bill'
He didn't leave a tip, see?
He was a little tipsy
When he got up from his chair
He said 'I'm tipsy but I don't care'
It's true, Clint Hill couldn't care less
He spilled some wine on Hill's dress
Hill said 'Now my dress it has a stain
If I don't clean it, it will remain
I feel bad for Hill, she went thru hell
This was years before Monica L
There was no way she could win, see?
When it came to M Lewinsky
Because Clinton, Bill couldn't abstain
Hill went through this mess again
Next time you make love, Bill, do something
Which you may not be too fond, um..
Will you use a condom?
