An actress from Bollywood named Lauren
Came to Hollywood looking for a movie to star in
Was insulted by what resulted
Every producer she consulted
Didn't want to take a chance because she was foreign
Lauren said 'This shouldn't happen to me
A star in Bollywood I happen to be'
Came up with an idea that was great
Asked her friend, ex-newsman Warren Tate
To give them what they wanted, an ex-press Warren T!